Joe Crede, welcome to the Minnesota Twins. With one swing of the bat you have been accepted into our little club. It's a pretty exclusive club and we don't just let anyone in. You have to do a few things in order to gain admittance...
- You have to hustle...always. If you don't you won't stick around (see: Casilla, Alexi)
- You have to be able to lay down a bunt at any time (Nick Punto, keep trying. You will get there)
- You have to hit a bomb in a key spot (we don't hit too many so when we do hit one it's exciting)
- You have to give a boring post-game interview to Robby Incmikoski laden with cliches ("You know we played hard and never gave up and good things happen when you do that. I have faith in my guys and hopefully we can build on this going forward." It's that easy)
That is how you become a Twin. That's how you dominate.
-Andy
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